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Ok, I am still debating on if this movie is a horror movie, or if it is
soft core porn that they would show on cinemax in the middle of the night.
Even if it isn't considered a horror movie I'm still going to write
a review for it since I wasted 87 minutes of my life on this piece of crap
movie. As I have already said, I still think that this movie is a porno,
with violence in it. The acting is atrocious, and I mean it.
It is so bad that I laughed at the stupidest things. Then I would
rewind it just so that I could hear it again.
The director must have been as board making this movie as I was
watching it. His direction is so straight forward that it is
actually sickening. I wanted to scream, "Do something fancy!!!!'
But then I realized that his budget for the movie probably wasn't enough
to buy me a new pair of shoes, so I held it in.
The soundtrack, well, it sucks too. Half of the movie has no
music to go along with it. And when there actually was music, it was quiet
and didn't fit what was happening on the screen. It probably would
have been better to have no music at all. In fact, maybe this should
have been a silent film, that way you could make up your own dialogue to
replace the real stuff.
So basically, Blood Gnome is a boring soft core porn movie with gnome
puppets in it. Hardly worth watching, except for the fact that we
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