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Cast |
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Who gives a Shit. |
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Stats |
| Director |
who gives a shit |
| Rated |
R |
| Release |
2000 |
| Runtime |
Too Long |
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Score |
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Plot |
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Get this: A camp named Camp Placid Pines is reopening, and a killer named Trevor
Moorhouse is stalking the camp counselors. Sound familiar?
Well there's more, the killer wears a hockey mask. Sound
familiar yet? There's even more, there is a crazy old guy
roaming around, warning the campers that they are doomed. |
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Review |
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I still can not believe that somebody had the balls to
make this movie. It is such a rip off that I can't believe that
nobody has been sued yet. The similarities between this and
Friday the 13th are so strong that it is
actually sickening. The acting is awful, the plot is unoriginal, and
the directing is just plain boring. I am not even going to go into
detail, because it would just be a waste of my time. |
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Gore |
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A couple, minor bloody arrow hits, a dry slit throat, and an even
dryer stabbing. |
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The Goodies |
So what have we
learned today? |
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Body Count: |
7 |
- Ritz Crackers and peanut butter are the basic building
blocks of a well rounded eating disorder.
- Girls don't take off their tops in refrigerators.
- Sleepover Camp Massacre 14 has a running time of 1 hour
and 43 minutes.
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Nudity |
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None |
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Arsenal |
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Chainsaw |
Lawn Dart |
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Knife |
Boat Oar |
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Arrows |
Sickle |
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Garden Claw |
Gun |
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So, do you disagree with my thoughts on
this movie? Do you feel that justice must be served? Well then,
Write Your Own Damn Review!! |
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