| Following the in the
footsteps of Halloween H20, Halloween Resurrection acts as if Halloween 4,
5, and 6 never happened. Which really pisses me off, because it acts
as if they don't even exist.
Halloween: Resurrection, starts off flawed with a series of flashbacks
from H20, in which Jamie Lee Curtis chopped of Michael Myers head with an
axe. So why is there a new Halloween? Well, supposedly the man
who's head that she chopped of was not Michael.
Now, with that said, the main plot of the eighth installment of the
Halloween trilogy is six teen's staying the night in Michael Meyers
childhood home for a reality show. Like that show fear that used to
be on MTV. They are all given these head band things with cameras on
them, so everybody on the internet can switch between views.
Now one of the teens has a friend that she met over the internet, she
made him promise that he would be watching her. Well he decides to
go to a party, but the party sucks and he decides to go into the computer
room and check out the broadcast. It starts out as just him watching
and by the end of the movie pretty much the entire party is watching.
Well, when people start getting killed, she uses her camera to talk to
him and he instant messages to her palm pilot, to tell her where in the
house that Michael is located.
Now this movie really is a load of trash. Most of the movie
consists of switching between crummy video camera footage and movie
scenes. There is one particular scene where a girl holds a camera up
to her face and and says something like; "Help Me". (I smell Blair
Witch Project.)
Aside from the crummy layout we also get some crummy acting. Most
of which comes from Busta Rhymes. He is just laughable at some
points, and really makes the movie that much worse.
Simply put: This movie SUCKS! |